Daft Punk "Human After All" [2005]

You've got to be fucking kidding me. "Human," based on what criteria? This is Depeche Mode as a software program, set through a sonic filter I'm guessing is called "farting duck." Horrid, horrible shit -- if the Millennials weren't so goddamned stupid they'd realize their entire generation was being completely ripped off by anti-talented mongrels like Daft Punk. The name of this band should really be Frogs on X, and the album entitled "Frogs on X Dick Around on a Computer." About the only thing Daft Punk and actual punk music have in common, by the way, is that they both display a talent level just below "licking goat testicles." Just adding sub-woofer beats to everything is not the same thing as having a groove, but now there are going to be millions of white kids living the rest of their lives thinking dance music is more or less the maddeningly repetitive soundtrack of an average video game. These things are probably connected, come to think of it -- something along the lines of life-long corporate brainwashing, wherein generations later we learn of the devious plot perpetuated by the makers of Red Bull, tattoo ink, "stretch-piercing" (or whatever it's called) and these ass-hats. It would make a lot more sense if these guys weren't from France, however; perhaps this was intentional so as to throw off the scent of the massive conspiracy. That fucking Dick Cheney thought of everything, didn't he?