AC/DC "Back in Black" [1980]

Of all the crimes against humanity perpetuated by John "Mutt" Lange, his foisting of Neanderthals AC/DC to pop-star status has to be among his worst. The dick-brained lyrics combined with the oh-so-pristine meticulousness of the musical production makes this effort from the perpetual grade-school numbnuts a nightmare to listen to from start to finish. Getting unsuspecting young girls to sign onto this catastrophe in the form of the single "You Shook Me All Night Long" proved remarkably easy, asserting that you can never go broke underestimating the American public. How anyone could find it difficult to get laid when these ridged-brow goons could is a mystery to me.