Lady Gaga "The Fame" [2008]

Hmm… writing and performing songs from the point of view of the girl at the club about to get Rufi'd… interesting, in that kind of pathetic way people enjoy watching horrid reality TV "stars" like Honey Boo Boo. In fact, let's just go ahead and call Lady Gaga the Honey Boo Boo of contemporary music. I know she'd prefer being compared to Madonna or Gwen Stefani, but it's clear whoever Lady Gaga really is thinks far too much of herself. Vacuous, disposable dance beats and disgustingly bubblegum choruses over which Ms. Gaga vocalizes irresponsibly, haphazardly and worst of all unoriginally, she's prone to displaying her lack of ability to behave like a properly functioning human being: "We're plastic but we'll still have fun" says it all. She's a blow-up doll with a record deal.