Friday, April 26, 2013
Elastica "Elastica" [1995]
Wanna hear a good "turnabout is fair play" album? Well too bad, because all we've got here is "Elastica," where mid-90s groupies decide they get to be the band instead. Not being able to play any instruments never stopped any guy band before, after all, although the only thing this accomplishes is bringing girls down to the level of rocker-guy pond scum. Getting boffed on the hoods of cars after staying out all night as Justine Frischmann & Co. brag about here, Chrissie Hynde would have been proud of this effort had she not been encased beneath old age and roadie jizz by this point in her career. That Frischmann's band is called Elastica and not "Smoking Dimwit Chicks Wearing Black and Regurgitating 3-Chord Fake Punk" is a testament to her "vagicentric" sentimentality, but one which no woman with an ounce of shame ought to be proud of. Elastica shriveled up pretty quickly after this debut release, however, which hopefully at least helped her mom save face (assuming it's not actually Chrissie Hynde herself).
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